Friday, June 03, 2011

John Mueller's real secrets of life for retired people:

[at least that's the way it was sent to me before I edited it slightly- Rick]

Go to bed when you want to, get up when you want to. Don't make any appointments before noon.

Eat what you like and don't worry about getting fat...the days of beauty contests are over.

Be nice to everybody...that way people won't have a lot to talk about when you're gone.

Don't worry about money...if you don't spend it all, your kids will.

Smile and laugh as much as you can...no one will ever know what you're thinking.

Be kind to animals...they'll stick with you after everyone else has gone.

Drive carefully; it'll scare the rest of the people on the road.

Be grateful to be alive...think of the alternative.

Don't resent young people...they still have to go what you've already been through.

Before making any decision remember that you're retired and you don't have to make any decision right now...the world isn't going to end. [at least not when Harold Camping says-Rick]]

Say "Thank you, God for letting me start another day" in the morning when you wake up and "Thank you, God for letting me get through another day" before you go to sleep.

Don't worry...nobody's gotten out of this life alive yet. [Well, not many... - Rick]

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