True American

Author unknown [at least to me]

 True American Humor  

 
 TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you
feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who
they are...

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:   It never occurred to you to be offended
by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:  You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:  You still say 'Christmas' instead of
'Winter Festival.'

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:  You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:  You stand and place your hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:  You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't
afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your
kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:  You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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