WHICH SIDE OF THE FENCE?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.


If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.


If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he demands they be shut down.


If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a Liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it.
If a Liberal decides he needs health care, he wants the rest of us to pay for it.


If a Conservative reads this, he'll share it so his friends can have a good laugh.
If a Liberal will reads this, he'll delete it because he's "offended".


[This was emailed to me by a relative. Though I edited it slightly it does seem to make some excellent points. I do not know the author. - Rick]