The Female Rules

1. The female Always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification

3. No Male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the make knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong it is because of a flagrant misunderrstanding which was the direct result of something that the male said or did wrong.

7. If rule # 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point and time.

9. The male must never change his mind without expressed written consent of the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at all times.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circunstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. Only the female may determine when things are all right again.

14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.

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