10. KIRK CAN BEAT UP A KLINGON BARE HANDED!
9. IF KIRK FINDS A STRANGE PROBE, HE BLOWS IT UP!
8. KIRK APPRECIATES SHAKESPEARE, BUT HE DOESN'T SHOW IT!
7. WHEN KIRK SAYS; "BOLDLY GO", HE MEANS IT!
6. KIRK HAS MORE DATES THAN HIS FIRST OFFICER!
5. DIPLOMACY FOR KIRK IS A PHASER AND A SMIRK!
4. KIRK ONCE FOUGHT A GREEK GOD, AND WON!
3. KLINGONS DIDN'T HAVE A WORD FOR SURRENDER BEFORE KIRK!
2. KIRK NEVER DRINKS TEA... NEVER!
1. ONE WORD: HAIR!
I was recently going through some old clothes a found a T-shirt with the above printed on it. As well as the words (in small print) "This is a parody." I confess that when I hear the words "Star Trek" my first thought is Kirk, Spock & McCoy. The original series characters... much imitated... never bettered.
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