Adapted from an email someone sent me.
1. Blaming your gas on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WooHoo! what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. When you are acting all high and mighty when we get on the furniture. We both know who the boss is here! You don't see me picking up your poop.
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