Excerpts from a dog's diary:

8:00 am: Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am: A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am:A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am: Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm: Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm: Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm: Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm: Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm: Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm: Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favoritething!

11:00 pm: Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

[author unknown... other than it's a dog]