JOKE OF THE WEEK!

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most
beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you
do?"

"First Place!," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the
strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make
out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?"

"I'm entering," says Pinocchio.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who's Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.