QUOTES OF THE WEEK!

Aren't you excited about going to Heaven? Then why don't you tell your face? -Evangelist Matt Downs

Be serving (God)! Find you niche and do it! -Downs

Know who your enemy is. It's not the pastor, the Bible, your parents, the Evangelist... it's the Devil! -Downs

Are you living life in response to the news--- of the good news? -Evangelist Wil Rice

Life is terminal. Everyone here is going to die! -Rice

You rage against the Infinite and hurt yourself every time! -Rice

Jesus Christ is all we need to make up our lack. -Rice

I cannot vouch for the veracity on "Who" said the following. These were sent to me in an email.

If you can't be a good example , then you will just have to be a terrible warning. -Unknown

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. -- George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - - Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

I don 't feel old. I don 't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. -- Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. -- W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. -- Will Rogers

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty . but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. -- Billy Crystal